Introducing our introductory SLACK SHIRT. This baby is hand sewn and made of the finest polyester blend from Indonesia. Its stylish silk design is guaranteed to make you feel at home on the golf course, hanging out at the Bonanza lounge, or gettin shit done at City Hall. Every order comes with an official Otis Slack pen and emory board, a coupon to get your bumper fixed by some of his....guys and free pass into any exclusive party in Mobile. When you wear this outerwear, we guarantee nobody will know what you really do.
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Don't forget the clearance sale shirt from the Slack collection: front says "Damn Civic Center." Back says "I'm calling the mayor."
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