The Willhelm classic throwback

From the BIG WILLY collection and already a top seller in Guam. This shirt is flying off the shelves so fast that our midgets cant keep up production. We have even been cited by the Government for investigation. It seems that Laotian gang members have adopted the stands Willhelm as a cult symbol. We were sent this article from one local paper...loosly translated from laotianease.....ARMED MAN ROBS CHICKEN HUT....today one of the noted "I got a Jamaican Johnson" gang members held up "(insert Laotian name of choice)". When asked to give a description of the gunman she replied.."He came in struttin and then dropped into a full split. When he came up he was holding some type of cannon with a rolled up tan shirt in it. Then all he said was TA-DOW which is new street slang for give me the damn money Biatch. He ran out wearing croc shoes and a shirt that looked like a BBQ picnic tablecloth. It's a real problem down here. Anyone under five foot eight thinks there the next guy on all these T-shirts. When the perp was apprehended all he did for police was stretch out his arm, finger pointing, and touch his bicep to his dropped down forhead.