Well, Mr. Meeker, welcome to the pearly gates.....let me just check your records here....not a homo...check
went to church...check
dont like those exorcism movies...check
oops..a little porn...well as long as it wasn't that skat
never killed...check
no stealing...check
OH WAIT A MINUTE...YOU ATE SHRINK BOILED AND FRIED!!!!!!!
YOUR ASS WILL BURN.....FRY YOU BLASPHEMY EATING ANTI-CHRISTIAN HEATHEN...BURN
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"These shall ye eat of all that are in the water: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat."
"And all that not have fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you."
"They shall be even abomination unto you ; ye shall not have their carcasses in abomination."
"Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you."
Maybe he has a point...but huh?
You know you wanted to know
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