NASCAR might as well start painting rainbows on every hood

For those who don't follow the "NAS", there is a strong image of what the sport is all about. It's a tough guy, dirty, mustache wearin', grew up in a trailor, beer and pizza kinda sport....and thats the drivers! It's a sport made up of drivers who skimmed from the till at the Piggly Wiggly to pay for used spark plugs. The kid whose finger nails were always dirty and hid their girlfriend in the trunk to avoid paying at the drive-in. Sum-bitches with momma's who hack up Marlboro scented lung snot. You get the picture.......Well looking at the Nascar site today...Yes I like it a little....I see this picture of racer A.J Allmindinger. Dale Earnhardt would roll over on his mustache if he saw this. Is this the NEW NASCAR or have the boys in San Fransisco got bored with art festivals and rainbow parades. So when a 265 pound Miller High Life drinking guy named Earl is found hanging in the basement...at least we know why.

Just a little street knowledge for you......Maybe you have seen Dale J.R.'s new candy bar at the local Conoco. Here is tip, if you get asked if you would like a BIG-Mo.....say hell no. Lets just say it aint slang for a big hard candy bar. So what the hell is going on!