7/29/08

Does it make me a Redneck?

Lately I have become facinated with NASCAR. Before you run out and buy a new pair of Wranglers to wear for my wedding at the Waffle House, I need to clear my good name. I have no interest in attending a race in person. I do not have a favorite driver. I do not care who wins. Watching a race is pure sensory overload. The colors, the speed, the wrecks, the camera angles, the fire shooting out from under a car going 200 MPH. It's like when you were a kid and played with all those Matchbox cars, but on a much larger scale. If you take out all the goofy fans it is a multi million dollar reality show for guys. So next time you see it on the tube, just throw it on in the background and see if you dont find yourself watching a few laps.....as for me I will be rooting for the M&M's candy car (who cars who the driver is)

2 comments:

Tator Salad said...

As a sports fan I have tried to watch it but to no avail. Now, if they had a Chicken of the Sea Sponsored car I would have something to root for

Anonymous said...

Don't lie to your people, Meeker. I've seen the number 3 on the back of your truck!