Another Nanner dream re-cap:

Last night was rather disturbing as my brain peered into the future through the magic of deep REM sleep or just the side effects of Tylenol PM. Either way I spent a good six hours watching the upcoming Iron Bowl. That's right, the future has been revealed to me like a half cajun woman in a Mississippi carnival. Unfortunately it was not pretty. To top it off some unknown voice kept yelling Phil Collins SO-SO-SOssudio over and over in my head. I haven't heard that song in 10 years! Anyway here is the short version:

1. Nick Saban does doughnuts in a custom golf cart in front of stadium causing billowing white smoke. The cops try to arrest him and he screams (over the sossudio guy, I'M NICK SABAN.

2. Game starts and Auburn has multiple cramps on defense.

3. Auburn goes three and out the entire first quarter.

4. Alabama wins......either 21-18 or 16-20. It seems like odd scores but thats what the spiritual telegraph said.

So untill that day, keep hydrated, drink a little pickle juice and turn up that Phil Collins!