Obama is skinny and dreams big....Mccain is old and out of touch....Palin is Hot but a joke....What a story!

1. During the Democratic convention they panned the audience every 5 seconds and I came to one conclusion. WOW these people are the ugliest, most out of shape, bad hair, head bobbing, crying, goofy dressed people in one place. I expected Joan Rivers to jump out at any minute (along with her horse faced daughter) and start cutting people down. I realized I can't relate to any of these people. They didn't look blue collar but like a mass of people who got the shit kicked out of them while playing Dungeons and Dragons in school.

2. Watching the Republican convention tonight I realized, in the nauseating number of crowd shots that I don't relate to any of these people either. It was like a bus of Ole' Miss frat boys in their sport coats and ties ran out of gas in front of the center. They then walked into a meeting of the United Association of Country Club members. To top it off the double booked the place during the "my wife had plastic surgery" convention. It reminded me of a Mobile Mardi Gras ball because apparently they were checking skin color at the door. All the diamonds and pearls and makeup!

3. Funny how the Republicans hated Vietnam veterans (John Kerry) but now love prisoners of war (Johnny Mac)

4. Funny how the Republicans think abstinence is really an effective way to teach sex ed, but can't seem to keep their daughters off "stump".

5. Funny...I have more education than the repub. VP candidate.

6. Did Fred Thompson just say we need a lady who can "field dress a moose"....Who is buying the movie rights to this fiasco?

7. Damn the Dems love that old ass Ted Kennedy....Damn the Repubs love Ronald Reagen.

8. How come every Democrats speach sounds like a sermon at a Mississippi church. I feal like breaking out a paper fan and dropping an "Amen". Stop the preaching!

9. Did James Carvill stand in for the cript keeper on tales from the crypt? I will never forget his greatest quote: When asked on a sports radio show about Phillip Rivers he replied..."That sum-bitch is good"...I'll vote for that guy!