Does anyone read this rag? I stumbled upon an issue yesterday while visiting the reading room. I thumbed through at first, but decided to start back at the beginning to see if it was really as bad as the quick view. I was not disappointed. What is it with women in the south and their need to decorate a room to the point of causing someone to either vomit or pass out due to the overload of pattern and color?
I saw what can only be described as a mix between Donald Trump, Elvis and that gay piano player with all the rings (notice I made no attempt to spell that one). Every page was filled with a mix of gold color, Greek looking columns, gigantic picture frames, hundred pound curtain, chandeliers, fake flowers, glass/crystal and props of all kinds. Every page was a shot from either the best little whore house in Texas or from the home of an 80 year old madam. The dining room tables have so much stuff on them that there is no way you could find your fork or your meal.
It truly made me want to vomit! Sometimes they would throw in a rustic looking water pitcher or the good old Mason jar full of lemons to give it that southern flair. I really hope this magazine isn't the inspiration for anyone I know. I am not worried about offending anyone because you would need about $1,000,000 of throw away money just to deck out one of these rooms.
Until next time......don't eat the PEZ candy without putting it in the head!
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Oh, man. Thanks for posting this as it saved me some time in writing about it myself. The one thing is they know it doesn't look good but they do it because the Jones's are. Got to keep that status.
I should take this design to my deer stand.
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