Bo:::: Man those are some ugly gators you got on. Don't they pay you good money around here?
Jay Jacobs:::: See that guy up there in the North face jacket....kicked his ass with these boots on. See that guy selling hot dogs.....yea broke a boot off in his ass last night....and see that old English teacher....I HIT IT
Bo:::: No you didn't Jay
Jay:::: Yes sir.... and had my boots on the whole time baby!
Bo:::: What do you wear under a set of hides that nice?
Jay:::: Monday through Friday.....a heavy tube sock full of gold Bond. Come Sundeee, I go straight foot.....like Jesus did back in the day. You know Bo, if them Arab fellas would have had some boot makin' skill....I am pretty sure our Lord and Savior would a wore a pair a roach stompers just like these here!
Bo:::: Go to respect a man who knows his boots......just don't take them things off in my truck.
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