Flat E returns from a much needed vacation with his Mexican skater pal Miguel Jose Chunchilla Gordalliora

 Well, the world can rest, the Flat One has been recovered. While cruising to the W-Mart I caught the shimmer of the unmistakable rhinestone jumpsuit. As I eased up with the $60,000 Toyota in low gear there it was.....Flat-E leaning against the flat tire of a Dodge Neon drinking a Natty Light long neck and picking salsa songs on a Swinett (If you dont know, dont ask!). Seems him and his pal Miguel had been making prop plane jumps from Notasulga Alabama to Juarez Mexico for "baby powder". After a slight stint in a Guns and Roses tribute band and running the Shocker demonstration booth at the annual proctologist convention he has hit rock bottom. Well, I offered him his old job back and here we are. WELCOME BACK FLAT!