This was a "get comfortable with the public again" shoot. It started out as harmless but then Mrs. Fannie realized she had met Flat before. Seems that during the tribute band days, Fannie was a granny groupie. As I started to introduce myself she showed me her Flat tatoo..ON HER LEFT ASS CHEEK! It was supposed to be Flat with the body of Fabio, but the cellulite, gravity and friction from the adult diaper had deformed it into a picture worse than a 1977 Elvis concert photo. Seems Fannie and Flat hooked up after the show in Chickasaw and had a passionate night of sloppy love making. IN THE BACK OF A GREMLIN(the band was'ny very good). Fran fell in love, Flat puiked and he has yet to get the lingering smell of moth balls, Ben-Gay and ass off his breath!
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