My warped mind...but you need to know the characters!

News from the nanner stand!
Mini James Brown and Bubba are long time friends of Flat-E. They live in the raquetball/guest house out behind Graceland. They cause more trouble than they are worth, but the King being very loyall to his long time friends finds the patience to put up with their rambling. Bubba loves the King and is a little slow on the mental uptake. He was the "short bus" kid in Missisippi but the king loves having him around. Not so much out of pity, but because his 6'8'' 385 pound stature would stop any rogue bullets from the likes of John Hinkley. Bubba is constantly abused by his cohort "Mini JB" Mini, while small in size, is red pepper hot. His temper and self proclaimed ability to kick the ass of any living creature keeps Bubba in stitches...literally. These two are constantly causing mishaps for the Flat.

B.A Bareass is Mini's oldest friend from neighborhood and visits the mansion on a regular basis. Although evenly tempered, he is notorious for late night trifts in the Kings caddy and stealing twinkies from 7-11 stores.

Now your up to date...stay tuned for more adventures OR JUST SCROLL RIGHT ON DOWN...I DONT CARE.