YOUR MOMMA"S FINGER HOLES

News from the nanner stand!Well, fans the team of the century has taken over first place in the Auburn one credit bowling league. I watched tuesday as the homos known as Green eggs and ham took a brutal 2 pin loss and i laughed as I threw up an all mighty SHOCKER in their face. The bad thing is I rolled a fat 198 and 192 which ups my average and kills my handicap.

Thursday we play some skank splitters who are getting a good 150 handicap pins each! These rules blow.

I told my teammates they better get their ass out of the library and get on the lanes. I dont care if you graduate but the Meeker aint loosing this league.