3/23/08

Happy Easter and Locked out!

Well Easter is here and who doesn't love the look, the smell and everything that is easter sunday. I woke this morning with those childhood visions of yellow pants and pastel shirts. Easter is the start of spring....right. NOT! I can now say happy white easter as it snowed all day yesterday. This is insane!

After a great workout yesterday, I decided to hit up the picture show. I got a shower, got dressed, walked out the door at 9:45 and BAM, key broke off in the deadbolt. I was freaking out. I had to get a number from my neighbors to the emergency fixer-up guy. Long story short.....Cracker jack shows up in a 82'ish Buick Skylark with a loose fanbelt. Took him about 40 minutes because he lives in Pennsylvania. He has 2 old screwdrivers and a pair of needle nose. NO FLASHLIGHT. Finally he tells me he is going to have to drill it out and replace the whole lock.

THE KICKER: he did not bring his drill and would be back in about 2 hours. What the hell was I to do in 30 degree weather for 2 hours. So I pumped up old drillbit taylor and said..."WEW BUDDY I THINK YOU ABOUT WORKED THAT THING OUTA THERE, WORK YOUR MAGIC AND LEVERAGE THAT THING, OH..OH.. I HEARD IT GIVE WAY JUST THEN" ......Pumped him up a little and bingo....the thing comes out. So I am in the house within 1 1/2 hours but all dressed up and nowhere to go.

1 comment:

Tator Salad said...

Aint nuttin like a goold ole Deano story. When it worked did you give him a Scooter Pump? Whooo!