Monkeys are taking our jobs!

I have had this idea for some time now. We all know monkeys are smart. The accomplishments of these furry brainiacs are well documented in videos of them smoking a Marlboro, working on roundhouse kicks at the local karate studio, serving drinks behind a bar and even playing astronaut. I don't understand why we don't train these monkeys to do the jobs nobody else wants to do. Wouldn't it be great if instead of having to make small talk with the office janitor as he empties your garbage bin, you could just say "Whats up monkey". They could collect garbage and mow our lawns. Just think how great it would be to have a world of cheap monkey labor. The only drawback is that one day we may have to deal with monkey labor unions. Just ponder the thought on this sunny day!

Monkey labor...keeping America strong