Long story short::::::
I was in Downtown Mobile....night time....and I had to walk several blocks to get to my moped. Got to the moped and realized I had no helmet. I decided to drive home without getting on the street.........Then I remembered I left my sandals at a house/resteraunt. So I mopeded down some scary terain and ended up at some house where I slapped a friend of mine from Auburn on the ass three times. She then turned and told me to get the %$^# out........THE END......Poem to follow soon!
Maybe I should lay off the watermelon!
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Was your friend at least a female? I hope so.
Stayce likes a good ass slap and OJ Simpson swears by watermelon
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