Dear Santa
When you slide down the Chimney tomorrow night, please bring your list of people who get to the checkout line and then decide they don't want half of whats in their buggy. Use that fat leather belt with the shiny buckle to beat some sense of commitment into their indecisive ass cheeks. Since you will be in Mobile any way, could you drop of a case of moonpies to the Nodine family!
The CEO
- Deano "aka" Jimmy Joe Meeker "aka" Fat Elvis
- Living the Meeker lifestyle is the product we try to push everyday.
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2 comments:
....and slap it two more times for when they break out the checkbook! Holy cow, it's 2008.
You mean like that pain in the ass lady at Hudsons?!
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