_The stash is alive and kicking. I am very concerned with the looks I get from the general public. This morning I walked past the bathroom mirror and almost threw an Elvis karate chop at a creepy child kidnapper guy. I had a mother in Panera bread pull her childrens chairs a little closer to the table yesterday after she got a good look at this mangled lip jacket. The problem is that its just not "cool" on everyone. While Magnum PI was beyond cool, Robin Williams in bird cage was just a fool. I can't decide if people think I am a gay construction worker or just a guy taking 5 while shooting soft core porn. My facial hair growth will not break any speed records, so this may be a long haul. So here is another day dedicated to the egg eater from way back...Coach Jeff Pyle.
-Could we as a nation ban the use of the phrase..."Don't be that guy"?
-Thanks to Gangsta10 for keeping the Coach Pyle style alive and to him and the BOG for keeping the encouragement flowing like Natural Light at a frat party.
Until next time.....Name the last time you actually used a world globe.
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Moustache nickname of the day:
Misplaced Eyebrow
Your not going to believe this but I used the word globe today in a sentence.
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