It looks like Obama is going to get his big money stimulus through the romper room we call the Senate this week. I don't know who is actually getting one of those coveted croaker sacks full of crisp $100 bills but I do know that companies involved in the reproduction bidnesss do not need a "stimulus" package.
Turn on the tube at night and just count the number of advertisements that are related to Sex.
If you need some help in the bedroom, take an Enzyte, an Extendz or some KY warming gel. If you have not lined up a certain person to share this bulging excitement with......just call up a party line from your couch and talk to thousands of local singles looking for a good time. If you don't feel like running up a mortgage breaking phone bill or your Magic Jack has not arrived yet, then sign up with a matchmaker service. You can go with compatibility(49 dimensions I am told). If you want to experience all the fun but do not want the little tax deduction that usually follows then you can order up your woman a medieval Mirena device, the pill or go Trojan man.
I guess it's at least good to know that no matter what happens in this economic meltdown, we will always have a support staff when it comes to knocking the boots.
Until next time...........Send the kids to the kitchen during commercials.
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I actually used one of those commercials to teach my nephew how to throw a football by tossing it through a tire attached to a tree. Not really.
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