Story time...see below

Was on my way to a place called Ohiopyle to see the leaves from a mountain top. Driving down the worst road ever, drinking a 32 oz diet Pepsi...yes from the big bottle..when the call of nature hit. Needing a little gas and some idea of how far I still had to go, I stoped at some Pennsylvania dumpy gas station called Sweet P's. After conversing with two local ladies, 2 hunters, and an old guy who drove a big rig down to Alabama in the day, I asked where the bathroom might be. I was told "around back at the end of the parking lot......THIS WAS THE PUBLIC TOILET. At least they have upgraded from the wooden one with the moon window in the door.