You woke up tomorrow and realized you were in an episode of the Outer Limits............................
Your fish rapper headlines would be something like this:
-Gov. Bob Riley gives the finger to Alabama baptist and approves 21 floating casino ships to be docked at the foot of Water street.
-Coach Nick Saban has resigned as Alabama head football coach to become special teams coordinator at Auburn University....Yells War Damn Eagle as he leaves T-town showing new Bo Jackson ass tattoo from the window of orange suburban.
-Pat Dye arrested for killing and skinning Sammy the cat to make a furry flask holder.
-President Obama announces he is really a white guy from Cleveland with a tanning bed obsession.
-Mel Showers shaves his mustache and donates clippings to Mobile museum. Attendance up 50%
-Mobile Mysticks return to Mobile and 6 packs to go on sale today. Lines at box office down 50%
-Famous local blogger to meet lady who found his tuxedo pants at the bottom of Dauphin street drain. Meeker astonished that the 8 year old britches still had Eddie Pawn Shops number in the pockets.
-BOG elected mayor of Jackson Alabama and announces Big Timmy Reeves new director of staff uniforms. Sale of green polyester suites up 50%
-University of South Alabama football team receives transfer papers from Tim Tebow.
- Mobile decides to come up with a new theme other than the over played "Home of Mardi Gras". In a related story, Mardi Gras associations outlaw memberships to racist rednecks. Membership drops 50%.
Until next time............................pork is for dorks
The CEO
- Deano "aka" Jimmy Joe Meeker "aka" Fat Elvis
- Living the Meeker lifestyle is the product we try to push everyday.
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Hello Chris from Cindy Gay in Morgantown, WV. I was on my own blog and hit "Dietitian" and yours was the first one to pop up. I hear from Helen, occasionally Janice and even Daina. You are missed at HSC. Looks like you're doing good and having fun and I'm glad. The hospital lost 84 million dollars in the stock market so our budgets are under watch. But we'll survive. My "old person's" blog is cindyspagesintime.blogspot.com
Not Sammy the cat, I'd hold Mel down and shave him myself, and if you didn't act like a drunk ho you wouldn't lose your pants
Yes, all funny. Would it be funny if Brammer introduced the mysterious Jasmine and she looked like the big guy from Lost?
Oh wait....
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